“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.”

(Source: buddhacoffee, via flynnrider1)

what happens if I told you that I regretted that evening so much, and probably will do for the rest of my life, and that I think of you everyday, far too much that I should do? you’ll never read this :/

harryspussycat:

Even when the UK dont win.

Most of you guys sung in English.

So technically,

we still win.

Yeah.

(via adventurelands)

believed:

nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4

(via unicornsareforgangstas)

pityfiesta:

overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb:

a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas

(via cespur)

jankyass:

4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone

(via cespur)

Headphones rule.


tiffanyjoyy:

No headphones = you can talk to me

1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you

2 headphones = fuck off

(Source: doomriff, via unicornsareforgangstas)

Going to a friends house


  • Normal people: What a lovely home you have
  • Me: Whats your wifi
  • friend: there's nothing worst than death
  • me: final seasons
  • me: post-concert depression
  • me: when there's no food
  • me: fictional characters dying
  • me: hipsters blogs
  • me: cry over bands
  • me: your crush asks someone else out
  • me: no wi-fi
  • friend: ....
  • me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
  • 1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt

Can we be friends or will you touch me?

(Source: dirtynightmare)

so i went to the apple store today and decided to help improve the aesthetic qualities of their products

(Source: brocreate, via wettingmyself)

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(Source: westernkanye, via wettingmyself)